April 2012
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mom: oh be careful! the stove is hot
me: The stove is hot? The stove is hot? You have the entire English language, with its vast spectrum of adjectives to describe the stove and you settle for "hot"? You have done it a great disservice. The stove is far beyond beautiful. The stove is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing, and radiant. It's a stunner- it'll take your breath away before you have a chance to introduce yourself. It's eyes, constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. It's a fireball that I can barely handle, but I can tell you wouldn't stand a chance. It has a mind that could tear yours to shreds, considering the one word you chose to describe it with is "hot". Don't ever degrade my stove like that again.
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Why did Beatles kill himself? Rest In Peace Jhon...
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glee: the heartwarming story of how a kid triumphed over his fears and came out as the only straight person in his school
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ugh wyh am i awake stupid uni
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wow holy fucking shit i almost liked them but i really fucking hates macs
watching a documentary on sarah palin while i do uni work and holy shit her and her followers are fucking crazy
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bryanthephotogeek asked: No it is true, we don't have kinder eggs here, they're banned for some reason :/ We have to smuggle them in
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going to regret this but cbf going to uni today i’ll just get there early tomorrow and do it
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Anonymous asked: what were those 8 peoples reactions?
